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　　《阿凡達》的人物在潘多拉性交時

　　Okay in Avatar when they have sex in Pandora

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　　會連接雙方的馬尾辮

　　可以推測

　　they hook up their ponytails, so we know their ponytails

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　　馬尾辮類似于他們的生殖器

　　are like their junk.

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　　那又怎樣

　　Yeah... so?

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　　他們騎馬或騎鳥的時候

　　So, when they ride horses and fly on the birds,

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　　也會用到馬尾辮

　　they also use their ponytails.

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　　你到底想說什么

　　What's your point?

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　　也就是說

　　如果我是馬或者鳥

　　My point is, if I were a horse or a bird,

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　　我在詹姆斯·卡梅隆身邊會相當緊張

　　I'd be very nervous around James Cameron.

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　　你對虛構情節如此著迷 實在讓我費解

　　It amazes me how you constantly obsess over fictional details

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　　現實世界中還有很多 重要的事等著你呢

　　when there are more important things in the real world to worry about.

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　　比如

　　威廉·夏特納怎么沒出演 新的《星際迷航》電影

　　For example, why wasn't William Shatner in the new Star Trek movie?

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　　謝爾頓 我剛走過行政辦公室時

　　Hey, Sheldon. I was up in the administration office,

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　　無意中聽到了 今年大學科學獎

　　and I happened to overhear the name of the winner

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　　得獎人的名字

　　of this year's Chancellor's Award for Science.

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　　你又想趁機打擊我

　　And you want to rub my nose in the fact

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　　我的成就又被無視了吧

　　that my contributions are being overlooked again?

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　　我就是理論物理界的威廉·夏特納

　　I am the William Shatner of theoretical physics.

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　　好吧

　　我配合你

　　All right, I'll play.

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　　他們今年選了哪個 自以為是 狂妄自大的騙子

　　What self-important, preening fraud are they honoring this year?

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　　我真高興你這么問

　　那個人就是你

　　Oh, I'm so glad you asked it like that. You.

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　　-我得獎了

　　-你得獎了

　　- I won?

　　- You won.

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　　我得獎啦

　　I won!

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　　太讓我感到意外了

　　This is astonishing.

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　　不是意外得了獎

　　沒人比我更有資格

　　Not that I won the award-- no one deserves it more.

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　　其實

　　我說錯了 根本不意外

　　得獎是意料中的事

　　Actually, I guess I misspoke. It's not astonishing; more like inevitable.

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　　我不知道該先做什么 要不先通知我媽

　　I'm not sure what to do first. Maybe I should call my mother.

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　　我知道啦

　　做個自訪 然后放到網上去

　　Wait! I know-- I'm going to conduct an interview with myself and post it online.

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　　真替他高興

　　Well, good for him.

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　　對

　　理論物理界的威廉·夏特納

　　Yeah, the one thing the William Shatner

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　　最需要的就是自我膨脹

　　of theoretical physics needed was an ego boost.

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第十八集

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　　那支長矛逼真得 就像要直接穿過咱的頭啊

　　Didn't it look like that spear was going to go right through your skull?

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　　才怪

　　No.

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　　你不買7-11的Slurpee[飲料名] 就沒眼鏡戴

　　Hey, you didn't want a Slurpee at 7-Eleven, you don't get glasses.

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　　肯定又是打給我道賀的

　　Oh, that will be another congratulatory call for me.

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　　請靜音

　　Uh, mute, please.

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　　等等

　　火焰箭呢

　　Wait, wait. Hang on-- flaming arrow.

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　　喂

　　Hello?

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　　莫頓校長

　　你好

　　Oh, Chancellor Morton, how are you, sir?

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　　我在等你的電話 三年前就開始了

　　Yes, I was expecting your call. Three years ago.

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　　我明白

　　I see.

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　　等等

　　如果我不想做演講呢

　　Wait. What happens if I choose not to give a speech?

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　　嗯

　　Uh-huh.

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　　如果我不想放棄獎項呢

　　And if I don't want to forfeit the award?

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　　好

　　您現在是箭在弦上

　　不得不發

　　Well, you've got that tied up in a neat little bow.

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　　好吧

　　All right.

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　　謝謝

　　Thank you.

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　　有狀況

　　Problem.

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　　咋了

　　What?

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　　他們要我在宴會上做演講

　　They expect me to give a speech at the banquet.

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　　我不會做演講

　　I can't give a speech.

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　　不

　　你弄錯了 你一直都滔滔不絕

　　Well, no, you're mistaken. You give speeches all the time.

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　　你是不會閉嘴

　　What you can't do is shut up.

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　　看電影前

　　Yeah, before the movie,

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　　你說了20分鐘為啥鱷梨醬變棕色了

　　you did 20 minutes on why guacamole turns brown.

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　　你說話的時候

　　它就變棕色了

　　It turned brown while you were talking.

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　　我在小群體面前能自如講話

　　I am perfectly comfortable speaking to small groups.

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　　但沒法在大群體面前演講

　　I cannot speak to large crowds.

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　　你的大群體怎么定義

　　What, to you, is a large crowd?

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　　大到能把我踩死的那種

　　Any group big enough to trample me to death.

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　　按經驗估計是36個成人或70個兒童

　　General rule of thumb is 36 adults or 70 children.

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　　謝爾頓

　　恭喜恭喜

　　Sheldon, congratulations.

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　　從店里給你帶了芝士蛋糕

　　Brought you a cheesecake from work.

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　　這是給你慶祝得獎的

　　You know, 'cause of your award,

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　　不是因為小工對著它打了噴嚏

　　not because a busboy sneezed on it.

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　　-我不接受獎項了

　　-為什么

　　- I'm not accepting the award.

　　- Why not?

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　　因為偉大的謝爾頓居然會怯場

　　Turns out the great Sheldon Cooper has stage fright.

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　　那也沒有理由退出啊

　　That's no reason to back out.

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　　我以前在高中時 得了個很大的獎

　　You know, I once got a pretty big honor in high school,

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　　而我很怕面對一大群人

　　and I was terrified about appearing in front of a big crowd,

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　　但我挺過來了

　　知道嗎

　　but I went through with it, and you know what?

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　　作為玉米皇后團的成員之一

　　The world looked pretty darn good

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　　坐在福特F150后面放的干草堆上

　　sitting on a haystack in the back of a Ford F-150

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　　那是相當的風光啊

　　as a member of the Corn Queen's court.

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　　謝謝

　　Thank you.

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　　我會牢記在心的

　　Yeah, I'll bear that in mind

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　　如果我被提名鄉巴佬和平獎的話

　　if I'm ever nominated for the Hillbilly Peace Prize.

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　　謝爾頓

　　你小題大做了

　　Sheldon, you're being ridiculous.

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　　是嗎

　　Am I?

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　　我給你們講個故事

　　Let me tell you a story.

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　　咱現在就需要70個兒童

　　Where's 70 children when you need them?

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　　我14歲時以Summa cum laude的成績從大學畢業

　　I was 14 and graduating summa cum laude from college.

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　　Summa cum laude在拉丁語里是指最高榮譽

　　"Summa cum laude" is Latin for "with highest honors."

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　　你要是能跳過 沒人問的東西就好了

　　I just love how you always skip over the part where no one asks.

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　　我要在畢業典禮上做致詞

　　I was valedictorian and expected to give an address.

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　　我到現在還記得當時

　　Even now, I can remember that moment

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　　我走上講臺

　　看著人群

　　when I walked up to the podium and looked out at the crowd.

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　　臺下數以千計的人

　　There must have been thousands of people.

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