英語笑話之他選擇了他姐姐
Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.
小彼得從操場回到家時，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。
It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened.
顯然他剛與人惡斗了一番，而且打輸了。父親問兒子發(fā)生了什么事。
"Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
“噢，爸爸，彼得說，我向拉里挑起決斗，而且我讓他挑選武器。”
"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
“嗯，”父親說，“這看上去很公平!”
"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"
“我知道，但我沒想到他選擇了他姐姐!”
